Jessica Glodberg

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(Source: charmancler, via phobias)

cleverbot:

I don’t remember this

cleverbot:

I don’t remember this

(Source: westkoast-kalifornia, via rlckrolled)

czaritsa:

sebasstianvael:

“people who are sick don’t play video games all day”

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“If you really felt bad you wouldn’t be on the computer.”

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(Source: emiroberyn, via phobias)

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

(via phobias)

eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

(via pizza)

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