Jessica Glodberg

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(via stopfearing-theconsequences)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

(via jooeytomatoes)

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

(via pizza)

"I’d like to destroy you a few times in bed."
-Ernest Hemingway, The Snows of Kilimanjaro  (via stxxz)

(via jooeytomatoes)

zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

(via vesley)

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